- bbg: being a lawyer is all about --
- me: being a dick?
- bbg: yeah, being a dick. and everyone being a dick back. and seeing who can out-dick the other dick.
bad wobot!
oh look, another endeavor.
Aug 10
Aug 08
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Photo of the Day: Hiking by Lake Minnewanka, Melissa Brandts and her husband stopped to take a photo by some rocks. Intrigued by the whirring sounds emanating from the camera, a curious ground squirrel popped into the shot just as the timer expired and the photo was taken.
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Photo of the Day: Hiking by Lake Minnewanka, Melissa Brandts and her husband stopped to take a photo by some rocks. Intrigued by the whirring sounds emanating from the camera, a curious ground squirrel popped into the shot just as the timer expired and the photo was taken.
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This is all over, but…I need.
Aug 07
last night we had a visitor from through the tunnel (piat, who now resides in pleasant hill) and he brought the gift of laughter! he showed us batting stance guy, a guy who can imitate batting stances of various baseball players, past and present, even in their different eras (eg, manny in Cleavland vs. manny now).
the clip is funny and we watched some additional clips (famous giants and a’s, duh). bbg and piat loved it so much, they laughed til they cried. i’ll admit, though, that some of it was lost on me. guess i’m still a level one baseball fan (i would’ve read moneyball but my copy was stolen!). but if you’re a big baseball nerd like piat and bbg, then you’ll cry too (for many reasons beyond this clip).
also, what’s up with the outfit? i cant decide if i approve or not. on the one hand, it’s david letterman, show some respect. at least wear some pants! on the other, the guy’s claim to fame is imitating batting stances. love or hate? unsure.
his website is hella developed, which is sort of surprising. you’d think it would just be a youtube channel, but no!
ps, today’s my last day at work!
Aug 05
Aug 03
Jul 29
via twitter (bec some of us protect our updates) and it's too funny not to repeat
- soo: @jyorde @lesliemgilmore "so, they're not registered for good vibrations, eh?" (via email to @odshine)
- soo: @jyorde @lesliemgilmore "they were but all those items have been filled already. you missed the great gilmore dildo run of early 2009."
- ods: @SooOh @lesliegilmore @jyorde soo what the hell are you doing?
- me: @odshine @soooh @jyorde - what's happening?!?!
- soo: @odshine @lesliemgilmore @jyorde Making the bride blush, since the first pitch has already been thrown.
- soo: @odshine @lesliemgilmore And by "the first pitch", I mean, they've already removed the training wheels, ya get me?
- soo: (obscene snickering)
- me: @SooOh jesus. i miss you.
- soo: (followed by heavy breathing)
- soo: @lesliemgilmore I hope your parents are cool w/ sexual jokes b/c there might be one on the postcard I sent to the RSVP address. (wince)
- me: @SooOh you are out of control. but it's cool, my parents, fortunately for you, are hippies.
Jul 28
new ukulele song!
ps, cant believe i like this song by a guy with absolutely ridic hair.
Jul 23
Your future self was reading over your shoulder, but your boring magazine put him to sleep.
Jul 22
omg, HOW DID THEY STEAL MY ROUTINE?? my wedding is ruined. guess i’ll just do the regular thing, laaaaaaaaaaaame.Why do half of marriages fail? Because most don’t start like this!
I’ve never seen a bride look so happy and so beautiful, this is so awesome.
This made me really happy.
