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soo: @jyorde @lesliemgilmore "so, they're not registered for good vibrations, eh?" (via email to @odshine)
soo: @jyorde @lesliemgilmore "they were but all those items have been filled already. you missed the great gilmore dildo run of early 2009."
ods: @SooOh @lesliegilmore @jyorde soo what the hell are you doing?
me: @odshine @soooh @jyorde - what's happening?!?!
soo: @odshine @lesliemgilmore @jyorde Making the bride blush, since the first pitch has already been thrown.
soo: @odshine @lesliemgilmore And by "the first pitch", I mean, they've already removed the training wheels, ya get me?
soo: (obscene snickering)
me: @SooOh jesus. i miss you.
soo: (followed by heavy breathing)
soo: @lesliemgilmore I hope your parents are cool w/ sexual jokes b/c there might be one on the postcard I sent to the RSVP address. (wince)
me: @SooOh you are out of control. but it's cool, my parents, fortunately for you, are hippies.

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