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2009

December
November 3
October 1
September 5
August 6
July 14
June 15
May 35
April 37
March 34
February 56
January 54

2008

December 56
November 63
October 53
September 51
August 59
July 52
June 44
May 34
April 40
March 20
February 22
January
suitep: Just picking up some burgers for lunch at Five...
May 31st
thisiswhyyourefat: Bacon Infused Waffles (submitted by...
May 29th
“i had this one kid who was like, “man all cops are...”
— a counselor at school.
May 28th
theduty: THANKS SOCIETY!
May 28th
the alzheimers project
May 28th

my tumblarity is at 3

bad?
May 27th
like i ever taught anyone anything…
May 21st
from this year’s end of the year evaluations by the...
May 21st
sometimes some of the kids like me.
May 21st
“By the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I...”
— Ellen DeGeneres in her...
May 20th
(via havent-got-a-prayer) for my insomniacs out there.
May 20th
makes me hungry
May 19th

(from overheardinnewyork.com)

Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to piss me off.
Girl #2: I know! I just don't know what his deal is!
Girl #1: He called me like twelve times yesterday.
Girl #2 (stops): He called you? (pauses for a moment) Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend!
Girl #1: As opposed to?
Girl #2: Ben from Lost.
Girl #1: Don't talk to me for an hour, please.
May 19th

original poem by my dad

there once was a lad named brian whom a lass named leslie had her eye on he met her in school and...
May 18th
dad to cousin: my advice on it is this...
me: what is "it"
dad: oh you know, hooking up with someone...
me: oh ok
dad: my advice is that it's like buying a car: before you buy it, you should check under the hood and take it for a spin around the block. kick the tires - whatever that might mean. but especially: LOOK UNDER THE HOOD.
me: yeah, you don't want to think you're buying an automatic and then end up with a stick shift.
dad: YEAH, watch out for those stick shifts!
May 18th
aunt: when she (my cousin's new gf) visits, he'll sleep on the couch and she'll sleep in his room. I was thinking we'd put a sticker on the door, so if she leaves the room she'll break the seal and we'll know.
me: "break the seal" so to speak, ha ha.
aunt: i think that seal's been broken.
me and everyone else except my cousin: hoooooooooooooooooooooo
May 18th
(via nickmcglynn)
May 16th
“Five dollar footlong is one of the best songs, that’s a hot...”
—  Ron Artest, in tonight’s...
May 16th
cardassianvole: (via icanread) WORD. wow, what great...
May 14th
Nancy: OMG
mini sirloin burgers!!!!
i had that stuck in my head for awhile
this is why we're friends!
May 12th
Warch Watch
sometimes i get this stuck in my head. all. day. long.
May 12th
“i have an affinity for teenage girls in tacky dresses”
— said last night, which was...
May 11th
“there were all these girls with big boobs and tiny dresses...”
— bbg on his night in the marina
May 9th
exceptforthisone: Good Night Interweb bbg: can it...
May 9th
(via kapi)
May 9th
found this scribbled on one of my desks… pretty sure...
May 9th
me: you're the font curlz??
me: wtf is wrong with you
Nancy: SERIOUSLY
May 9th
extrapickles: “if you’re curious, he didn’t get it.”...
May 9th

jumping the gun

guy: so how long have you two been married?
bbg: uh... negative three months.
May 8th
foodlebrities: Cheeto Puente some of these are funny...
May 6th
“most likely to go to court wearing a cal hat - brian gilmore”
— class votes from usf...
May 6th
extrapickles: we went with this group called university...
May 4th
thisiswhyyourefat: Breakfast Sushi Bacon, egg, hash...
May 2nd
“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying...”
— British Junior Minister Sion...
May 2nd
(via garysreallife)
May 1st