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2009

December
November 3
October 1
September 5
August 6
July 14
June 15
May 35
April 37
March 34
February 56
January 54

2008

December 56
November 63
October 53
September 51
August 59
July 52
June 44
May 34
April 40
March 20
February 22
January
“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying...”
— British Junior Minister Sion...
May 2nd
(via garysreallife)
May 1st
Warch Watch
joeliscool: yes. yeah, world peace and shit.
May 1st
“The Pulitzers gave awards to everybody! I mean, they gave...”
— Stephen Colbert, whining about...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
gossip girl, old school. ps, i love this movie. i love ann margaret. and dick van dyke (most...
Apr 30th

wow.... (via email)

ods: this is like an episode of gossip girl or something.
me: not sure what you mean about gossip girl
ods: in gossip girl any time any character does anything all the other characters (and even some people that aren't characters but function more like the chorus in old greek plays) immediately tell all the other characters. so serena will flirt with a guy at a coffee shop and blair will tell nate who will tell chuck who will tell serena's boyfriend, dan, who will then START SOME DRAMA.
Apr 29th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Apr 29th

things i need to do... in the next 4...

1. move, which includes packing, cleaning old apartment, and unpacking 2. plan wedding 3. quit...
Apr 29th
suitep: cvxn: imkevin: ellens: lindsayhuffman: ...
Apr 28th
brian: what’s with that dot shit? me: what do you...
Apr 28th
totes wanted to buy this one.
Apr 28th
bought this tee (plus the one below) for my cousin for her...
Apr 28th
Apr 28th

while looking at courses offered at usf...

me: what's "animal law"?
brian: i don't know. you're not allowed to hump them?
Apr 27th
secondstar05: Why are my arms currently baby...
Apr 24th
cardassianvole: oldfilmsflicker: himynameiselli: (via...
Apr 24th
(via inthebutt) this site is good for a chuckle. not at...
Apr 23rd

How many hipsters does it take to screw...

lolztobehad: Oh, never mind. It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of...
Apr 23rd
nice job, san francisco
Apr 23rd

Comic Sans walks into a bar, bartender...

cardassianvole: unicornology: atoms:(via styleandsubstance) AWESOME!!!
Apr 22nd
some things never go out of style.
Apr 21st

tough love

oscar: motivate me to go to the gym, leslie. i'm supposed to go in half an hour.
me: you're fat and will die of heart disease if you don't
oscar: .... alright. Done .... thanks.... i think
Apr 16th
“Twitter seems to be, first and foremost, an online haven...”
— McSweeny’s on Twitter (via...
Apr 16th
there’s a story today of a woman who jumped into a...
Apr 14th
Store - The Daily Californian Alumni...
Apr 14th
a taste of what we saw in san diego. (this would be a baby...
Apr 13th
myfengshuilife: How fun!  A “Mood...
Apr 10th
YOU GUYS - TIM LINCECUM IS HALF FILIPINO. LIKE ME! THAT IS...
Apr 9th
americorps gets more money
Apr 8th
“no more tears… which reminds me, i have to get...”
— michael scott from the...
Apr 8th
nachty: S’meeps!  S’mores plus peeps.
Apr 8th
from the quickly bathroom on clement…
Apr 7th
did you know toasters now come with a poptart setting? my...
Apr 7th
j-p-g: * (via nyoroko) WHERE IS THIS? I NEED TO GO...
Apr 7th
“Glad you are bringing Leslie. She’s the fun one in...”
— one of bri’s classmates.
Apr 4th
Warch Watch
Apr 3rd
i dont really care, i love this movie. to be honest, i...
Apr 3rd
(via zzap)
Apr 1st