bad wobot!

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss. xkcd is the best.

Apr 1st

nickmcglynn: THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A QUESTION POST… since...

Mar 31st

will i use the new question feature on...

Mar 31st

“would you rather be livin la vie boheme or la vida loca?”
— bbg, a few days after i...

Mar 30th

nickmcglynn: Coffee Cuff Concept This fashion wrist...

Mar 30th

“drink a lot of water and pee the frustration out… it...”
— nancy, the best advice giver...

Mar 27th

he's 14 years old

boy1: i have a sore throat.
me: if you're sick then why did you come to school?
boy1: because i'm asian!
boy2: true.
boy1: go to school, get good grades, go to berkeley or harvard or ucla, get good job, make lots of money, take care of parents. that's my job.

Mar 25th

cardassianvole: audiogasm: hammocknotes: rachell: ...

Mar 20th

Watch

kristin chenoweth in the critically acclaimed, yet disappointing in ratings, show pushing daisies. ...

Mar 19th

awwwww. via gawker.

Mar 18th

office wall of the seattle PI… via gawker, obvi, re:...

Mar 18th

“women like three things: men in kilts, southern comfort, and...”
— dave on flight of the...

Mar 18th

cardassianvole: Welcome to Hipsterism (via viscousplatypus)

Mar 17th

ever the optimist

me: hey
so i got something from sf state.. they want me to verify my fafsa info
that's a good sign, right?
ilovenyao: yeah-uh!
me: whoo hoo!
ilovenyao: but remember
think the worst
then you'll never get disappointed

Mar 17th

hah, that’s about right. via: pixelated geek.

Mar 16th

“what is corned beef? beef with corn in it? is it from cows...”
— bbg after a dinner of corned...

Mar 16th

Watch

thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Ricky Gervais and Elmo go off-script...

Mar 14th

Listen

cardassianvole: Baby I’m Yours as interpreted by Arctic Monkeys Baby, I’m yours (baby, I’m...

Mar 13th

“I’ve decided to release up to $23 million from our...”
— mayor newsom re: this (a good...

Mar 11th

top "work out" music

so lately i’ve been going to the gym, good for me! at the usf gym, for the bargain price of...

Mar 11th

james franco asleep in grad school class, from defamer. ...

Mar 11th

hah, this is about the only time you’ll ever see this...

Mar 11th

patandshannonabroad: Just one of many impossible routes...

Mar 11th

Watch

Mar 10th

Pamela: like when you get an egg with that shit in it
and you're like, oh shit a chicken.
...gross.

Mar 10th

Watch

blubonobo: Finally saw Watchmen last night on IMAX…not bad, but not great….actually a little...

Mar 8th

lifeofriley: This makes me extremely uncomfortable. omg...

Mar 4th

a shout out to all my peeps in the socal...

i will be in san diego friday, april 10 until sunday, april 12. please plan accordingly. also, i...

Mar 4th

on brian

Catherine: i dont think ive EVER seen him with his hat off
me: hah, really?
Catherine: yeah i dont think so
he looks so much more like
lawyerly

Mar 3rd

Recession Special

Catherine: congrats on having a job
on still having a job
i think thats reason enough for me to come out to SF and get you drunk
leslie: just say when!!!

Mar 3rd

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Mar 2nd

thanks, comcast.

Mar 2nd

i didn’t know the onion had a store! awesome items...

Mar 2nd

“ok, here we go, entering the lava pit!”
— brian’s mom, looking at...

Mar 2nd

no more problems

ilovenyao: you know that dunkin donuts commercial where people climb on to the top of their roof...

Mar 2nd