bad wobot!

lifeofriley: This makes me extremely uncomfortable. omg...

Mar 4th

a shout out to all my peeps in the socal...

i will be in san diego friday, april 10 until sunday, april 12. please plan accordingly. also, i...

Mar 4th

on brian

Catherine: i dont think ive EVER seen him with his hat off
me: hah, really?
Catherine: yeah i dont think so
he looks so much more like
lawyerly

Mar 3rd

Recession Special

Catherine: congrats on having a job
on still having a job
i think thats reason enough for me to come out to SF and get you drunk
leslie: just say when!!!

Mar 3rd

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Mar 2nd

thanks, comcast.

Mar 2nd

i didn’t know the onion had a store! awesome items...

Mar 2nd

“ok, here we go, entering the lava pit!”
— brian’s mom, looking at...

Mar 2nd

no more problems

ilovenyao: you know that dunkin donuts commercial where people climb on to the top of their roof...

Mar 2nd

boy1: i don't understand how girls use up all their minutes
boy2: they talk too much.
boy1: what do they talk about?
boy2: three things: gossip, boys, and sleepovers
boy1: that's dumb. guy conversations are like 10 seconds long, it's like, "hi, bye"
boy2: yeah I know
me: why are your conversations so short?
boy1: longer than that and you're gay
boy2: yeah, haha, it's like, "hey-yyy-yyy-yyyy"

Feb 27th

“The founder of the ultracutesy blogging platform [Tumblr],...”
— Valleywag’s Owen Thomas. I...

Feb 26th

andy richter back with conan

Feb 25th

j-yo: Will my life be exactly the same without the Chron? Probably. hmm… too bad i just...

Feb 25th

Listen

copycats: When I Grow Up by Mayday Parade originally by Pussycat Dolls  (via katiejohnson)

Feb 25th

poortaste: via blaugh.com this is brian, fifty years...

Feb 23rd

pretty dress!

Feb 23rd

unfortunately for brian, i do not award points for almost...

Feb 23rd

who says drinking doesn’t amount to anything? look! ...

Feb 23rd

thisiswhyyourefat: Chocolate Covered Bacon (submitted by...

Feb 23rd

sometimes digg comes up with nice stories (and not fan boy...

Feb 23rd

“you want to do a shot of jagrmeister? i’ll do it with...”
— one coworker to another at...

Feb 22nd

(via eatsleepdraw) hahaha. awwwwwwwwwww.

Feb 21st

Finally, A Use for Twitter

Feb 21st

kid1: (to me) what's up my nigga?
me: please don't say that to me, i don't like it.
kid2: ok ok, how about this: what's up mohn-IH-kah?

Feb 19th

Watch

im a sucker.

Feb 19th

“i don’t want people thinking i say things only for...”
— bbg. to clarify, he doesnt. ...

Feb 18th

this is epic: gchat works on my computer at school - no longer blocked!! quality of life just...

Feb 17th

a rare combo, yes

brian: is she asian?
me: no, she's white
brian: is her fiance white?
me: yes
brian: really?!

Feb 14th

blubonobo: universallychallenged:motherfingbear:...

Feb 14th

“I.O.U. an “excuse me” next time you get in my...”
— “I.O.U.” valentine...

Feb 12th

kid: have you ever noticed how the name monica sounds like "my nigga"?
me: what??
kid: listen - mohn-IH-kah

Feb 11th

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think,...”
— Charles Bukowski (via...

Feb 11th

im not even a big fan of russell crowe. i like this pic for...

Feb 10th

ilovenyao: This is why you’re fat love the name of the...

Feb 10th

today at school.

Feb 10th

i didnt go to the lny parade this year, but, kinda wish i...

Feb 9th

(fun) evidence of our ignorance

Feb 9th

“whoa! free boat ride for three. now who should i take? ...”
— andy samberg, intro to the...

Feb 8th

sunset in jtown.

Feb 8th

view from the top of the rainforest down to the tunnel. see...

Feb 8th

view in the tunnel, looking up at the rainforest exhibit.

Feb 8th

amazon river tunnel at the california academy of sciences.

Feb 8th

my mii.

Feb 8th

all the photos you've posted

Feb 8th

on the beauty marks on my face...

bbg: there are so many... you're like a dalmatian!
me: ....
bbg: how is that a bad thing?? everyone loves dalmatians!

Feb 8th

capucha: The simple things….. (via jwlphotography) I...

Feb 7th

lunchbagart: I’m not fooling around, internet.  Obey. if...

Feb 7th

adowable. (via gawker)

Feb 7th

c-q:

Feb 6th

secretdreamer: noahkai: shandrita: johncody: ...

Feb 5th

me: (gchat to BT) happy four year anniversary!
bbg: anniversary? with eva?
me: haha.... no.... with daily cal.

Feb 5th

When women drive--where the stereotype comes...

Feb 5th

“For the fellas. Be a gentleman. Chivalry never goes out of...”
— stephen colbert, via my desk...

Feb 5th

Listen

copycats: “Gin and Juice” by The Gourds originally by Snoop Dogg ...

Feb 5th

suitep: marjoree: PASSION FOR CHRIST MOVEMENT (via...

Feb 5th

(via overflowing) oh come on.

Feb 4th

“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...

Feb 4th

nickmcglynn: julfers: from Yanko Design: You won’t catch...

Feb 4th

Watch

secretdreamer: LOL video of a kid feeling spacey after a trip to the dentist hah, best part is...

Feb 3rd

25 facts.

1. I never did any organized activity in my childhood. Not club soccer, not girl scouts, not dance,...

Feb 3rd

it’s really cheesy, but i love this movie.

Feb 3rd

odshine: from The Onion (again) i suspect i’ll be...

Feb 3rd

JIM GAFFIGAN ON FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS...

excited much?

Feb 2nd

article in today’s chronicle about cohabitation. ...

Feb 2nd

lunchbagart: Creativity is not an unmixed blessing.

Feb 2nd