February 2009
56 posts
“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE? I mean, aren’t we in a recession?!”
– chang, while waiting forever for our table at the very crowded little star pizza.
January 2009
54 posts
“i’m going to get a super early dinner, old person style”
– nyao, 4:38pm on friday.
me: i'm goin out tomorrow night. drinks, dinner, dancing. triple threat.
bbg: you're a triple threat.
me: how so?
bbg: sexy, smart, sassy!
Straight No Chaser - a capella Flo Rida! What!... →
(via j-yo)
sometimes when you combine two awesome things you get one big awesomest thing.
at least he was trying to be polite about it
kid: i gotta go outside, nature calls.
me: no, you just went to the bathroom.
kid: but i just gotta go outside, it's an emergency!
me: (puzzled) what?
kid: i gotta f-a-r-t!
me: what??
kid: f-a-r-t! F-A-R-T!! F-A-R-T!!!! (while running for the door)
“leslie, do you think this is funny: mister penis-burg.”
– one of my kids today. i also had to ask a student to erase the chalkboard after drawing a “mr. wiener”. it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it.
i rolled $95 in pennies, nickels, dimes
hey, we’re in a recession folks.
while watching 'man on wire'
me: why are you worried? obviously he made it because they're interviewing him.
bbg: there could be a twist!
obama takes oath of office again →
you know, just in case.
inauguration weekend summed up
extrapickles: is there any logical explanation for why my coat is draped over the bathtub?
extrapickles' friend: no. except i put it there after i took it out of the toilet!
should have clarified, my bad.
copycats:
“Real Love” by Toby Lightman
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late night snacks
Matt: wow, im not even that drunk
but im trying to eat slim jim
while typing all this
so i place my blame there
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me: how's that slim jim?
Matt: its done
it was sort of gross
but but its done
Watchthis is reason #5069746592751 that nph is awesome. also, i found out that all the episodes of doogie howser, m.d. are on hulu. there goes my social life.
california love
did you know it’s literally freezing in other parts of the country? we’re talking schools and ski resorts shutting down, planes grounded, feels like 50 below, and stuff.
btw, the high in sf is 68 today.
“leslie, if you were a booger, i’d pick you first.”
– one of my kids.
Birthday girl caught!
yorde: when is the birthday party?
me: hah.... uh.....
i was hoping my bday would remain a secret
yorde: you should have removed it from facebook
caught at your own game!
me: hah
touche
changes
you google “leslie madolora” and you get 105 results. all me.
you google “leslie gilmore” and you get 2,490 results. none are me. yet.
welcome to the world of common names, indeed.
“give it to me, or i’m going to punch you in the face.”
– bbg, re: tonight’s check for dinner when i attempted to pay for it… sweet…?
life may imitate art
bbg: i dunno, i kinda don't want to move to orinda anymore
me: why?
bbg: "revolutionary road" kinda scares me.
