“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE? I mean, aren’t we...”
— chang, while waiting forever...
— chang, while waiting forever...
Feb 1st
“i’m going to get a super early dinner, old person...”
— nyao, 4:38pm on friday.
— nyao, 4:38pm on friday.
Jan 31st
me: i'm goin out tomorrow night. drinks, dinner, dancing. triple threat.
bbg: you're a triple threat.
me: how so?
bbg: sexy, smart, sassy!
bbg: you're a triple threat.
me: how so?
bbg: sexy, smart, sassy!
Jan 30th
Watch
free basing caffeine? found on jezebel. wtf, internet? w. t. f.
Jan 29th
suitep:
Is it Beer Friday yet?
SERIOUSLY. obama knows...
Jan 29th
want.
havent had dan tat since… probably since i...
Jan 28th
extrapickles:
badwobot:
just in case you’re wondering who...
Jan 28th
suitep:
Plaza Lights
(via Ron Carney)
Jan 28th
Straight No Chaser - a capella Flo Rida!...
Jan 28th
happy chinese new year, y’all.
a fun fact: i always...
Jan 27th
sacadas:
blubonobo:
From Dev:
In 1980, when Obama was a...
Jan 26th
nickmcglynn:
Shark Fin Ice Tray
yessssssssssssssssss
Jan 26th
this weekend’s events: cal game vs. oregon. (we won...
Jan 26th
(via confabulationnation)
oh come on.
Jan 24th
at least he was trying to be polite...
kid: i gotta go outside, nature calls.me: no, you just went to the bathroom.
kid: but i just gotta go outside, it's an emergency!
me: (puzzled) what?
kid: i gotta f-a-r-t!
me: what??
kid: f-a-r-t! F-A-R-T!! F-A-R-T!!!! (while running for the door)
Jan 23rd
“leslie, do you think this is funny: mister penis-burg.”
— one of my kids today. i also...
— one of my kids today. i also...
Jan 23rd
i rolled $95 in pennies, nickels, dimes
hey, we’re in a recession folks.
Jan 22nd
while watching 'man on wire'
me: why are you worried? obviously he made it because they're interviewing him.bbg: there could be a twist!
Jan 22nd
obama takes oath of office again
Jan 22nd
NEW FASHION TREND!?!?
Jan 21st
really, jay-z? really?
Jan 21st
this weekend: brian at the beach.
Jan 21st
this weekend: epic walk on the beach from my house to...
Jan 21st
this weekend: shopping at target. sadly, did not purchase...
Jan 21st
this weekend: hike through nisene marks to the epicenter of...
Jan 21st
awwwwwwwwwww yeah, i know how we’re celebratin’.
Jan 21st
blubonobo:
Oh, City by the Bay….
...
Jan 20th
check out the back and forth on fb re: this photo. notice...
Jan 20th
inauguration weekend summed up
extrapickles: is there any logical explanation for why my coat is draped over the bathtub?extrapickles' friend: no. except i put it there after i took it out of the toilet!
should have clarified, my bad.
Jan 19th
Listen
copycats:
“Real Love” by Toby Lightman
originally by Mary J. Blige
(posted by liezlwashere)
Jan 18th
late night snacks
Matt: wow, im not even that drunkbut im trying to eat slim jim
while typing all this
so i place my blame there
---
me: how's that slim jim?
Matt: its done
it was sort of gross
but but its done
Jan 16th
Watch
this is reason #5069746592751 that nph is awesome. also, i found out that all the episodes of...
Jan 16th
one of my kids gave me this button. it’s orange. ...
Jan 16th
this is what i have to deal with on a regular basis. it...
Jan 16th
free school lunch. ew.
Jan 16th
went to lucky’s for some necessities (soap, beer,...
Jan 15th
california love
did you know it’s literally freezing in other parts of the country? we’re talking...
Jan 14th
here’s the card.
Jan 14th
brian’s mom sent me a birthday card. there are...
Jan 14th
“leslie, if you were a booger, i’d pick you first.”
— one of my kids.
— one of my kids.
Jan 14th
Birthday girl caught!
yorde: when is the birthday party?me: hah.... uh.....
i was hoping my bday would remain a secret
yorde: you should have removed it from facebook
caught at your own game!
me: hah
touche
Jan 14th
changes
you google “leslie madolora” and you get 105 results. all me. you google...
Jan 13th
jan. 12, 2009, 12:30pm. 69 degrees. 69!!! in san...
Jan 13th
nickmcglynn:
bseckner:thelosstrikes:craytonc:
Rock...
Jan 12th
“give it to me, or i’m going to punch you in the face.”
— bbg, re: tonight’s check...
— bbg, re: tonight’s check...
Jan 12th
even though the snl show he hosted this weekend wasn’t...
Jan 11th
i really like this show.
Jan 11th
(via ohdowney)
this tumblr is solely photos of robert...
Jan 10th
life may imitate art
bbg: i dunno, i kinda don't want to move to orinda anymoreme: why?
bbg: "revolutionary road" kinda scares me.
Jan 9th
riots protests in oakland tonight over the fatal shooting of...
Jan 8th
stolen from jezebel, stolen from getty.
Jan 8th
i’ve probably said this about a million times, but…. i don’t think it’s...
Jan 7th
this is what im gettin for y’all next xmas.
Jan 6th
What would you do if you finally saw the...
soo: A. Repress shivers. B. Still, hope to god you will exercise in your 50s, even if it is some...
Jan 3rd