bad wobot!

“Uhh i have a mysterious charge on my credit card that seems...”
— cristina bautista. ...

Oct 1st

“hey, got a few links if you can tab out of wow for a sec....”
— friend andrew via gchat.

Oct 1st

you know you’ve done something right when kids start calling you a racist. today, a kid...

Oct 1st

sometimes bbg likes to make me dessert. sometimes he...

Sep 30th

ilovenyao: Cal tailback Jahvid Best dislocates his elbow...

Sep 29th

get it right

me: remember (before we were dating) when you called me a fat bitch?
bbg: i did NOT call you a fat bitch... i called you a lard ass.

Sep 29th

“guess you’re not a cow after all”
— bbg’s reaction to me...

Sep 29th

“um, miss leslie? what if I don’t have a signature?”
— 6th grader when asked to sign...

Sep 25th

the mccain campaign is imploding

Sep 25th

“oh, bullshit.”
— bbg, when suede got eliminated...

Sep 25th

extrapickles: i had an orchid once. by the ever talented...

Sep 25th

219. If you make a mistake, forgive...

(via rulesformyunbornson) still trying to learn this for myself…

Sep 25th

what kind of sign is it if...

while watching a sappy rom-com (romantic comedy) all by myself, i can actually hear bbg tell me how...

Sep 25th

“Someone needs to explain to some people the difference...”
— found on jezebel.com

Sep 25th

“i’m serious! google that shit. i used to think you...”
— bbg, on his claim that babies...

Sep 23rd

“some people would feel ashamed to be as comfortable as you...”
— the ever supportive bbg.

Sep 22nd

"i wish i could buy them all..."

friday night i had mandatory volunteer work for work. (explanation: i work for a nonprofit, and we...

Sep 21st

i think...

people who like me seem to reeeeeally like me. while people who hate me seem to reeeeeally hate me....

Sep 19th

im getting sick

fuck.

Sep 19th

ilovenyao: Cute Overload! :) this reminds me of traci....

Sep 18th

“oh. well. that sounds convenient.”
— 7th grader as I answered...

Sep 18th

bbg: can i have the rest? (of a pint of ice cream - after I ate an eighth of it)
me: *shocked* you're going to eat the whole thing?
bbg: ...so... is that a no?

Sep 17th

parental support

me: yeah, so im thinking about applying to berkeley's clinical psych ph.d program
mom: oh yeah? if you did it would you be able to write prescriptions?
me: um, no
mom: oh, well, that's what we're interested in
me: ...
mom: hah, just kidding......
me: ....

Sep 17th

ive been on the fence about katy perry. her one song is...

Sep 15th

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks...”
— Jean Kerr (via...

Sep 15th

in case you missed it (or even care)

Sep 15th

if you don’t have one already, i would highly...

Sep 15th

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toxic on ukulele (via sweetafton23)

Sep 15th

sometimes bbg likes to multitask.

Sep 13th

Watch

jim gaffigan at the warfield, nov. 9 at 10:30pm.

Sep 12th

watched Bridge to Terabethia last night. well, actually, just caught the end of it. the part where...

Sep 12th

mylifeinacube: …and if anyone asks, you’re always on lunch.

Sep 11th

dolla dolla bill, y'all

bbg got an offer = i can work with kids forever! well, like, assuming we stay together forever, of...

Sep 11th

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new danity kane, for yorde. and chang.

Sep 10th

just in case you’re wondering who extrapickles is. ...

Sep 10th

“did i ever tell you i have a soft spot for people who make...”
— yorde. not that i’ve...

Sep 10th

breaking at daily cal, all day long

Sep 9th

crossovers

me: i only know tiki barber because he was on project runway.
bbg: i only know michael kors because his name was on a girl's butt.

Sep 8th

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odshine: didn’t realize there were so many videos of the happy happy man on youtube. is it weird...

Sep 7th

nancy sez hooray!

Sep 6th

“Critics continue to ask how much McCain really knew about...”
— dave barry, via andrew...

Sep 6th

HOORAY! i call it: tree falls, hippies sad. FINALLY. i...

Sep 6th

(via garfieldminusgarfield) i feel like this most days.

Sep 6th

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rage in the twin cities, performing a capella. explanation here.

Sep 5th

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this song reminds me of abstinence. and nancy. (also, not actual vid because it’s...

Sep 5th

“hey, your facebook looks different.”
— bbg, only about 6 weeks late.

Sep 4th

today i killed a cockroach at work. while i was eating my lunch.

Sep 4th

extra pickles' antithesis

Sep 4th

“You can’t go through life fooling yourself. You have to be...”
— david letterman in the nytimes...

Sep 3rd

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found this cover…….. needed to share. catchy, eh?

Sep 3rd

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i dont know if you’ve ever seen it whilst living in berkeley, but i used to get this stuck in...

Sep 3rd

“leslie has like, new photos radar”
— ods, to cat chang, and then to...

Sep 3rd

j-yo: Hey look at me getting one of 99 red baloons! like a...

Sep 3rd

“hey :) so i had a dream last night that i got a phone call...”
— adeel, via gchat. yeah, i...

Sep 3rd