“oh it’s bread? i love bread! sweet!”
— bbg, after i explained to him...
— bbg, after i explained to him...
Jul 2nd
i imagine oscar doing something like this… especially...
Jul 1st
Watch
more feel good stuff. this one from the discovery channel.
Jul 1st
no kids this summer = lots of office time. any recommendations for blogs to read? i already have...
Jun 30th
do you think insomnia is contagious...
…through tumblr??
Jun 30th
did you know you could get a $35 parking ticket for not curbing your wheels on an incline in san...
Jun 30th
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because i love humanity, i teared up at this video. or maybe it’s because im a little...
Jun 30th
secret face mole
me: they made a mii of me, it had a mole!bbg: really? i thought i was the only one who knew about it.
Jun 30th
don't know how i'd feel about getting the...
Jun 30th
“i forgot his name, so i just yelled daily cal. what? you...”
— bbg, telling me how he saw...
— bbg, telling me how he saw...
Jun 29th
fires lead to hella smoke, apparently
since most of california is burning, or was burning at some point, there’s hella smoke. ...
Jun 28th
“hmm… i think, maybe… like, a boat.”
— co-worker, when asked...
— co-worker, when asked...
Jun 28th
“we’ve been together for 6 years. that’s like 12...”
— my boss on his relationship.
— my boss on his relationship.
Jun 28th
going on a retreat in tahoe - talk to you all on friday. i know you’re really concerned about...
Jun 24th
some day my nose will stop running. and that day will be a glorious day.
Jun 23rd
high school debate documentary!
Jun 22nd
wth santa cruz, stop catching on fire
Jun 22nd
reason to head downtown and check things out.
Jun 20th
“i have no idea what “make it rain” means.”
— ballerina on the bus. bbg is...
— ballerina on the bus. bbg is...
Jun 20th
Tiff's Tomato Story
Jun 17th
Dear body,
please get over this cold. i promise to stop drinking in order to help you…. until the...
Jun 16th
“Associating with wonderful people is about as good as it...”
— Warren Buffett (via...
— Warren Buffett (via...
Jun 15th
build your vocabulary, feed poor people
Jun 15th
last night i went to a walmart for the first time ever. it was the one in oakland. it was as bad...
Jun 15th
this would also suck
Jun 15th
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Jun 15th
an afternoon with ods
yorde: so... do i have to ask?ods: i have no idea what you're talking about.
yorde: how's india?!
ods: oh! i thought you were talking about drinking. my bad.
Jun 15th
on mariah carey
kid: she obviously had a breast documentationadult: a what?
kid: breast documentation! her boobs were like boom and then they were like BOOM!
adult: ohhhhh, breast augmentation!
kid: yeah, whatever
Jun 13th
channeling his inner JT
bbg: i'm lookin' sexy today!!me: oh yeah? let's see...
bbg: (in view) i'm bringing it back
Jun 13th
my roof is awesome. me with my hs bffs - kelle and jessie. ...
Jun 11th
today i found out, via facebook, that someone i went to high school with had died. i didn’t...
Jun 9th
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not gonna lie, kinda like it.
Jun 9th
map + happy hour = mappy hour
Jun 7th
lyrics for relatives
aunt: you know that song, *sings* apple bottom jeans, boots with the furrrr...cousin: (embarrassed) OMG MOM, STOP SINGING THAT!
me: yes...
aunt: who's shotty?
me: what?
aunt: you know, *sings* shotty got low, low, low, low...
me: oh, haha
aunt: ... because ellen (degeneres) thought it was like the name of a girl or something
me: no, it's "shorty," which is an expression for a girl, like baby or sweetie
aunt: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jun 6th
tom hanks/meg ryan movies are all the...
bbg: is this the volcano movie?me: no, this is the one with email
bbg: sleepless in seattle?
me: no!
bbg: are you sure? they had aol in sleepless in seattle
me: no they didnt. her computer was a black screen with green font and they wrote actual letters. they had no aol
bbg: oh, so it's you've got mail?
Jun 6th
“I’m so over…. smiling.”
— co-worker, with 6 days of...
— co-worker, with 6 days of...
Jun 6th
today, a bunch of girls asked me to sign their yearbooks. i was touched.
Jun 6th
“Oh, that’s a good question. I think the smart people...”
— joel mchale in an interview...
— joel mchale in an interview...
Jun 5th
im not sure if this violates some kind...
For the retreat this year, we are not making roomie assignments in advance. You will each have a...
Jun 5th
party: ON!
Jun 5th
today's horoscope:
Although you may feel quite healthy today, it’s still a great time to look at your diet and...
Jun 4th
GET EXCITED.
Jun 4th
today's lesson
don’t machine wash things that shouldn’t be machine washed with things that can be...
Jun 2nd
“post it on your… live-spot..? live-xanga…...”
— the ever helpful bbg.
— the ever helpful bbg.
Jun 1st
saturday
today i went to a bridal shower for my hs friend in santa cruz. pretty nice, not too painfully...
Jun 1st
when there’s a $50 fee for leaving a balloon up near...
Jun 1st
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typically, im against posting photos and such of the kids i work with. HOWEVER, these two are just...
Jun 1st