so that's how people become alcoholics
discovery: a beer (ok, three… so far) really does help one “unwind” after a hard...
May 30th
crying over spoiled milk
me: oh, you drank the milk in the fridge?bbg: yeah. (panicked) why? is it bad??
me: no reason, it's fine.
bbg: no really, what's wrong with it??
me: it expired yesterday.
bbg: oh sick!
me: it's not that bad.
bbg: i feel sick now!
me: shut up.
bbg: come here and kiss me so i can throw up in your mouth.
May 28th
“what is a jonas brother?”
— ods on nyao’s facebook...
— ods on nyao’s facebook...
May 28th
best. photo. ever.
May 27th
Watch
reblogged from ilovenyao.
skip ahead to about 10:30 to hear his full introduction (and realize...
May 25th
Watch
while this is entertaining on its own, the fact that so many people re-made this video and posted it...
May 23rd
sometimes, at the end of bad days, i watch baby videos on youtube. it restores my faith in...
May 23rd
see? it IS a stupid show.
May 23rd
always consider context
me: so we're on for tomorrow, yeah!?chang: omg leslie
chang: u think im cat ho
chang: its cat chang!!
me: ohhhhhhhhh, hahahahahahahaha
me: sorry
chang: haha ok, now i get why u mentioned the bitchy pregnant lady
May 23rd
fire!
there’s a huge fire near my home town. parents are taking in refugees. hah, ok, only sort of...
May 23rd
on knowledge of the hip hop lifestyle
me: do you know--bbg: (annoyed) YES! I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO "MAKE IT RAIN"!! GOD!
May 22nd
oreo spill = awesome
May 20th
“you will be proud. [i was] buzzed and sober before 6pm.”
— nyao. not sure how i feel...
— nyao. not sure how i feel...
May 17th
Watch
you could be a part-time model.
May 17th
Watch
used to not like flight of the conchords. turns out, i was just being dumb.
May 17th
“Kate Troescher, 25, and her partner, Nicole Everett, 28,...”
— via sf chronicle.
— via sf chronicle.
May 17th
who says great clips isn’t hip? they’re always...
May 16th
student: leslie, do you want to do my homework for me?
me: do it yourself!
student: fine! you probably don't remember half this stuff anyway.
me: hey, that was mean.
students: sorry, but do you?
me: ... no.
me: do it yourself!
student: fine! you probably don't remember half this stuff anyway.
me: hey, that was mean.
students: sorry, but do you?
me: ... no.
May 16th
attention getters.
so in schools, camps, after school programs, etc., adults usually use some kind of “attention...
May 16th
“is it sassy?”
— bbg in response to the news...
— bbg in response to the news...
May 15th
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because...”
— Dr. Seuss (via vinh - i dont...
— Dr. Seuss (via vinh - i dont...
May 15th
i think yorde would make good use of this
May 15th
speaking of nostalgia for college things… this takes...
May 15th
damn, i miss school. or maybe just the people and free time...
May 14th
gawker posts something about facebook,...
May 14th
me: i got my stimulus package today! WOOT WOOT!!
bbg: if you say "woot woot" one more time i will slap you in the face.
me: that's goin on the blog!!
bbg: i hate you.
bbg: if you say "woot woot" one more time i will slap you in the face.
me: that's goin on the blog!!
bbg: i hate you.
May 9th
“I’ve got a culinary boner right now”
— choice quote from...
— choice quote from...
May 8th
a recent gift from one of my students…. no, seriously....
May 8th
GET EXCITED.
ilovenyao: since i started working at the daily cal, i’ve followed in leslie and yorde’s footsteps....
May 7th
revelations, by nancy yao
nancy: omg. do you watch how i met your mother?me: yes
nancy: i just realized something
me: ok
nancy: you and bbg are lily and marshall!
me: haaaaaaaaa
nancy: you totally are!!!!!!
me: possibly
nancy: come on. you met in college, and now bbg is going to law school, and you work with kids! and you guys do drink a lot of beer
me: oh god
May 7th
gal student unimpressed with the view atop hoover tower at...
May 6th
oscar's secret event, in retrospect
9pm - dinner at little star with cho and yorde, eat some chicken pesto pizza. 10:15pm - arrive at...
May 5th
learn something new
May 5th