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2009

December
August 6
July 14
June 15
May 35
April 37
March 34
January 54

2008

June 44
May 34
April 40
March 20
January

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me: why are you in florida? that's not fair. at all.
odshine: it's not as fun as it sounds--it's a tech conference. total sausage fest and NO OPEN BAR
Mar 2nd
bbg just bought a bunch of new clothes for his internship this summer.  and he bought a shirt that...
Mar 2nd
went to the doctor to get a perscription (crazy pills, if you’re wondering).  ended up getting...
Feb 26th
Warch Watch
first video post had to be awesome.  and this one is so much more than awesome.
Feb 24th
seriously, joseph gordon levitt, hott.  two t’s! ...
Feb 22nd

how to deal with phone surveys in an...

guy on phone: can i speak to leslie?
bbg: yeah, may i ask who's calling
guy on phone says he's from some california opinion thingy
bbg: oh, she's not in right now *hangs up*
**phone rings again about 3 seconds later**
guy: can i speak to leslie?
bbg: she's not interested
guy: i need to hear it from her so i can cross her off the list
bbg: ok, *high pitched* hi this is leslie, im not interested
guy: not good enough *hangs up*
Feb 22nd
“wouldn’t it be fun? i mean, morals aside,...”
— bbg, on threeways….
Feb 21st

as we're driving to sonoma state for a...

girl1: is that the campus?
girl2: i think... it's an old people's home.
Feb 20th
…this tumblelog is very… bbg-centric.  hm…
Feb 15th
“You’re always worried about where your next meal will come from. Sadly, this has less...
Feb 14th
“BBG might join us later”…..right.”
— yorde, responding to a message...
Feb 14th

discussion on what kind of dog we might...

me: what about a shih tzu? they have hair, not fur, so i think they shed less.
bbg: hair doesn't shed? i don't think so, you shed all the time!
me: no i don't!
bbg: have you SEEN the bathroom floor?!
Feb 14th
from cracked.com, entitled “if valentine’s day...
Feb 13th
if i could eat slices of french bread with brie everyday, then that would be a good time in my...
Feb 13th
“ew, she looks like the nottie”
— bbg on amy winehouse during...
Feb 11th
Warch Watch
i’ve seriously had this song stuck in my head for days at a time.  mostly just the chorus. ...
Feb 11th
on the weekends, golden gate park shuts down to cars.  you can still drive through the park on the...
Feb 11th
the new series eli stone has the same theme music as WALL-E.  stop double dipping disney!
Feb 10th
“ugh, i purposely forgot this entire movie - it was so bad.”
— bbg, on the film crash, which...
Feb 10th
bbg: what's odshine?
me: oscar
bbg: his initials are od? overdose?
me: ...
Feb 10th
you've read his stuff, you just don't know it
Feb 10th
this is my office…
Feb 10th
@ alamere falls in point reyes national park 02.09.08 
Feb 10th

the beginning

…it has to start somewhere. ive started watching lost,the tv show that everyone is obsessed...
Feb 10th