W. T. F.Open a banana like a monkey. Because all this time? We’ve been doing it wrong.
Bonus points for the eagle t-shirt.
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bad wobot!
oh look, another endeavor.
Jul 09
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Jul 02
before reading, i was going to reblog anyway and say, “nice tie.” Guess now I should say, “nice tie, paula.”just 8 hours of wearing a tie stand between me and the 3-day weekend.
i get a lot of compliments on this tie, and i always tell the truth with a certain level of pride: my mom picked it out for me. yes, i’m 25 years old and my mom is still dressing me. she has good taste it seems—tino cosma makes some good looking stuff.
once the baby, always the baby?
Jul 01
Jun 30
- me: dude, what am i going to do for another hour?
- Matt Sawicki: mmmmmm i dunno
- me: boo
- me: sometimes you're not very helpful to me
- Matt Sawicki: i know right?
Jun 26
Ha! What! How? Was I supposed to leave a couple of bills in the newsrack? What a tickle.oh, berkeley daily planet, you’re too much sometimes.
Jun 25
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
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Jun 21
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nancy’s trying to tell us something.
Jun 16
